Now we have all had the issue from time to time where we realized that our ice cold beer was not a screw top but in actuality, a pop top. This I am sure happened to a lot of New Orleans Modern Drunkards in April of 2009 when the Abita Brewery Changed from their easy to open screw tops to the PRY-OFF CROWN, which they declared would "ensure that discerning Abita Beer drinkers will taste the full range of flavor in every bottle" as they declared a War on Oxygen!! (Press Release: NEW PRY-OFF CROWN KEEPS ABITA BEER FRESHER)
So how does a New Orleans Modern Drunkard handle this situation? Well, we finally got the keys to the church. That's right, SuckUK has made a beautiful Church Key Bottle Opener that not only takes care of the situation of a freeing your frosty beverage, but does it in a safe, socially acceptible, and classic method..
According to SuckUK, the Church Key Bottle Opener is the coolest bottle opener you could hang from your key chain! Made from tough nickel steel. This key shape bottle opener will impress and bemuse everywhere you go. Ships in an attractive gift pack. The key measures approximately 3 in x 1 in.
So how do you obtain the Church Key Bottle Opener from SuckUK, well you have two options:
1) You can pick up one here
2) You can conveniently get one for $10.00 + tax at 2026 Magazine Street at locally owned & operated Aidan Gill For Men.
Remember, friends don't let friends open beer in a douchbag manner!
So do you have one of these great skeleton key bottle openers? What do you think about it? Leave us comments below on this or other ways you open your favorite beer!!